When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
When it's a FRENCH fry!
What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A Jolly Green Giant!
Knock Knock. Who's there? Irish! Irish who?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!
What do you call a clumsy Irish dance?
A JIG mistake!
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they're alyways a little short!
Do you see our little St. Patty's surprise? (HINT: they're WHITE!)