A Wee Lil' Leprechaun...

When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?

When it's a FRENCH fry!

What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?

A Jolly Green Giant!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irish! Irish who?

Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What do you call a clumsy Irish dance?

A JIG mistake!

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?

Because they're alyways a little short!

Do you see our little St. Patty's surprise? (HINT: they're WHITE!)